A collar sez that your human wants you around and likes you around. Sophia's human got her and the others collars today. Sophia hates it! I don't get it, I mean, sure, it doesn't have spikys! But it has shiny bits. And it means the human doesn't want her to leave!
She said something about "complete dog domination" and "slavish followers". Huh?
Whatever, I LIKE my collar. It's that damned harness I hate! Even if I get to go outside, I still hate it.
errrrr...... I'm not a dog!!!! NOT A DOG!